With a broken-down Geo and a late start to his day, Dan temps fate by stepping aboard Los Angeles City public transportation. In no time Dan’s little orange bus has been taken over by Capt. Jack Bonnier and his band of ruthless bus pirates! Stranded with the most villainous sea-dogs of the interstate and one other passenger, the beautiful and mysterious Christy, Dan must choose between joining the pirates or a vague fate that may be even worse. Will Dan and Christy survive the pirates’ musical number? Are all bus drivers inarticulate and unhelpful? What’s up with that handless guy? Is Christy really a robot? Watch and find out!

Bus Pirates returns! After its jaw-dropping, breath-stopping cliff-hanger,
Episode 2 finds our heroes right where we left them: tipsily dangling over
the harrowing precipice of danger!! But, as The Culver Revenge is attacked
by evil pirates, Dan discovers he has other problems: the beautiful and
mysterious Christy seems fed up with "the boys" and ready to jump ship!
Will fate intervene in the form a second musical number (no)? Can Capt.
Jack fight off Redbeard and his band of villainy? Should "fed up" have been
hyphenated? Sharpen your cutlasses and swing aboard lads! This be
Redbeard's Revenge!

The beautiful and mysterious Christy daringly pulled back into the plot,
thus rescuing BP1's dwindling female viewer demographic? We never saw it
coming! Can Dan and the pirates catch up to Redbeard in time to stop
whatever vague evil they have in store for Christy? Will Dan trade in his
real-world ways to become a pirate forever? Could there maybe be another
song in this episode that isn't a blatant rip-off of "Born Free? When
we make it, we'll let ya know.